A wacky or cutesy "About" page is not unlike the guy in your office who still says things like "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." I hate that fucking guy. Therefore, as much as possible, I'm going to try and keep things here nice and prosaic, excepting the few occasions where I'll think it's funny to do otherwise -- i.e., telling you I was born in a small town in Wisconsin.
I've lived in Dallas, Toronto, Austin and New York. Currently I live in Northern California.
I'm the Methodist minister's son who stopped going to church years ago; the erstwhile English major who never reads; the one-time law student whose favorite Judas Priest song is "Breaking the Law."
I need a haircut.
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