Kiss on My List

Here's a list of the most important inventions in the history of mankind:

1. Fire.


2. Sandwiches.


3. Myrrh.


4. The word "titular," though I've been told it doesn't mean what I think it means.


5. The sand wedge.


6. Chutney.


7. The movie Mask, starring Cher, Eric Stoltz and Sam Elliott.


8. Tartar sauce.


9. John Oates.


10. Phony Zagat reviews.


11. The pill.


12. The morning-after pill.