Goddamn You 100% Japanese Girls

The following is a photo essay entitled "Things People Made Fun of Me for Last Week":

This tie. (Despite what some people will tell you, you cannot go wrong with burgundy and silver, though if I were a Jew I'd probably replace the word "burgundy" with "gold.")

My controversial belt, which some of you will recognize.

Where to begin? There are the robot lighters. The moisturizer. The money clip. (If you'll notice, those are, like, three ones.)

This outfit. (That's me on the left.)

I've heard that if you're driving around Golden Gate Park at night and a cop pulls up behind you and flashes his lights, you are under no circumstance supposed to pull over, at least not until after you've driven out of the park, and here's why: apparently there's a ghost cop who patrols Golden Gate Park at night, issuing ghostly traffic citations. I'm not making this up. Moreover, I believe in the ghost cop 100%. So now you know what I'll be doing this summer.

Posted by john at April 26, 2004 06:23 PM