They Don't Love Me Like I Love Me

Here's a list of women who deserve a swift kick right in the box:

- Paula Zahn
- Maria Shriver
- Pat Benatar
- Cokie Roberts
- Andrea Dworkin
- Bess Truman
- Sade
- Julia Roberts
- Tina Brown

Here's a list of women I like a lot who deserve the opposite:

- Meagan in Atlanta, who sent me something in the mail last week that was so relentlessly awesome it was soul-shattering, but in a good way.
- Sarah B., my future bride, who has NEVER sent me anything in the mail.
- Sara P., my favorite Newfoundlander, who has NEVER sent me anything in the mail. Fucking Canadians.
- Ismat, who I don't really know at all, who has NEVER sent me anything in the mail.
- This stranger, who I know even less well, who has NEVER sent me anything in the mail.