08.11.04
I've Been Waiting
There's this girl I'm friendly with. Everybody I know thinks she's amazingly attractive. My friend Jenn calls her "gorgeous." She just broke up with her boyfriend.
I had lunch with her the other day, and when the check came she said, "Here, I'll get it." I replied, "Hey, no. Here's my half."
I think I really showed her something that day.
Posted by john at August 11, 2004 12:44 PMI just finished reading all of your posts (so it's been a slow day at work, you want to make something of it?) and I have to say that this is about on par with how brilliant you usually are.
Meant in the nicest possible way...heh.
Seriously, though, I like your blog. It made me laugh a lot today when the alternative was not nearly as much fun. They expected me to work. Weird.
Hope you update more often!
Posted by: Wendryn at August 12, 2004 04:05 PMThat's fucking crazy. I seriously can't read any of my old posts because they're all so motherfucking embarrassing.
Posted by: John K. at August 13, 2004 02:17 AM