10.20.04

Johnny Damon's Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell

You have no idea how much I hate this guy right now:

The Yankees collapsed a few minutes ago; Boston won the ALCS and they're playing whoever wins the NLCS tomorrow night -- either the Washington Senators or the Milwaukee Braves or fucking whoever because who cares about the National League -- in the World Series.

If you've been wondering where I've been lately, I've been watching baseball. As you know, game 4 of the ALCS lasted over 9 hours. The following evening, game 5 went 21 innings and lasted 13 hours. Time well spent indeed.

Right now, the list of people I'd like to murder with my bare hands stands at Johnny Damon, David Ortiz and Mark Belhorn. Heck, let's throw in Tucker Carlson for good measure.

I'm too PO'ed to blog tonight, so instead I'll post pictures I randomly took the last time I was in SF.

Posted by john at October 20, 2004 09:48 PM
Comments (11)

Gee, someone's a sore los....

Posted by: JOHNNY DAMON'S MOM at October 21, 2004 08:52 AM

Dear Johnny Damon's Mom,

Your son looks like the kind of guy who would drive an Econoline van with a bumper sticker reading, "Ass, gas, or grass - nobody rides for free!" Way classy. Congrats!

Yours,
wendy

Posted by: wendy at October 21, 2004 11:54 AM

Ah yes, thats my Johnny. He used to be such a handsome boy.
Too bad he looks like a dirty hippie now. I keep telling him to get a haircut, but does he listen to his mother?

Posted by: JOHNNY DAMON'S MOM at October 21, 2004 12:26 PM

Great shots of cars, buddy.

Posted by: Sarah B. at October 21, 2004 03:54 PM

Captain Caveman is hot.

Posted by: Mae at October 22, 2004 10:00 AM

Is it me, or are there chairs and bathtubs coming off the side of the building in that first picture? Is that normal for San Francisco?

Posted by: carolyn at October 24, 2004 02:18 PM

SUCK IT! its about time the yankee$ got shown the door. I have noticed the only people that dont like johnnys hair are people that know they are going to go bald.

what do you call 25 guys watching the sox win the world series?


the yankees.

did I mention suck it?

Posted by: pappi at October 28, 2004 04:25 AM

fantastic title.

Posted by: Kaycee at November 2, 2004 10:53 PM

look, johnny damon helped win the world series, and the only reason as to why you re being a "cock" about it is because he helped pwn you sorry ass yankees. anyone who beats the yankees doesn t suck, and johnny damon s mom has shit to do with it. so who are you to say she sucks "cock" in hell?

Posted by: blackhoodedmage at November 3, 2004 06:07 PM

The yankees suck get over it you stupid fuckin ass holes and johny is to good for the yankees and your pissed so any one who has some thing bad to say about johny can get on there knees and suck his cock.

P.S. the yankees suck

Posted by: your mom at November 25, 2004 09:31 AM

O MY GOD WHO EVER WROTE THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP!! I LOVE JOHNNY DAMON!! YANKEES SUCK! GO RED SOX

Posted by: yankes suck at November 29, 2004 11:53 AM