01.14.05
Think of Me
Two weeks ago it was New Year's Day and one week ago it was my birthday, which is probably why I was in bed last night thinking about the significant events that occurred during the past year. I thought about the people who drifted in and out of my life in 2004, and then I thought about a conversation I once had with this Japanese guy named Brad. He told me white guys' testicles are pink, while Asian guys have brown-colored nutsacks. At the time I remember thinking several different things, and these thoughts registered in my brain so quickly -- one right after the other -- that they sort of overlapped: I thought, "Why the hell is Brad telling me this?" and then "Homo," and then "But the thing about the different colored scrotums -- it's probably true," and finally, "Wait, what leads me to believe this is true?"
I slept very fitfully last night.
I promise to update more frequently in 2005?
Lies!
Also, happy birthday, if you didn't receive my e-mail because you like to change your e-mail accounts without telling anyone, and then sit back and think of all the people who've drifted in and out of your life.
xo.
P.S. I can't vouch for Asian sacs, but I will testify that white guys have pink testicles, and, under my tutelage, even red and blue.
About time you updated!
panty sniffer....
Happy belated and all that.
Hey, you were in a dream I had last night. The only thing I remember is that when you spoke you sounded like Ed Norton. Sorry you didn't sound hotter, man.
Posted by: Wendy at January 15, 2005 08:32 AMI wish there wasn't a question mark at the end of your last sentence.
Posted by: karli at January 19, 2005 11:58 AM