Hit 'Em Up

I go to nytimes.com daily, and though some of my friends like to deride it as a liberal rag, I saw something today that restored my faith in the Old Grey Lady. Liberal bias or not, no one can say that the Times is not the realest.

The caption above is well-written and arresting. More importantly, it is awesome. Additionally, fuck The Game; "Custom Made Coffins" is the hottest joint of the year.

According to the article, our boys overseas are frustrated and morale is down. Their only refuge is hip-hop, which acts as an emotional outlet as well as a source of inspiration, meaning a swift victory in Iraq lies in the army's drafting of Fabolous.

There's an entire page devoted to the rhymes of two different rapping soldiers. I give it 3.5 mics.

To the rest of you doubters, this should prove that the Times is hardcore, especially its photo department. Does anyone smell a motherfucking Pulitzer?

In conclusion, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post and the Source, y'all are some mark-ass bitches.