07.28.05
I Get a Little Bit Terrified I See the Fucking Look in Your Eyes
Late last night, over turkey sandwiches, Jenn asked me, "What did you do today? I mean, besides have lunch at Panda Express." When I asked her how she knew where I'd had lunch, she replied, "John, you always have lunch at Panda Express."
I need to get out of this rut. The solution: pink shoes with a cherry on the tongue.

Comments (4)
But do you always order the same thing at the Panda Express?
Posted by: G at July 28, 2005 06:27 PMDamn, props on the new Rudy Galindo's! I sure hope you were wearing your sailor hat that day...
Posted by: D at July 29, 2005 09:46 AMThat is no way to live, John.
Posted by: Sara at August 1, 2005 05:01 AMYou forgot the "when."
Posted by: Sarah B. at August 2, 2005 09:30 PM