09. 9.05

Letter From an Occupant

I haven't left the house in almost three days. I looked at a bunch of different blogs today, and the majority of them were indefensible. And I know this is probably really mean and nobody in the blogosphere ever does anything like this, but this one and this one really suck. What the fuck is an "hiboux?" I hope it's French for "punch me." This fish needs a bicycle? Evidently fucking I'm more of a feminist than this one. This fish needs to stop the self-dignity immolation.

Have a terrific weekend, everyone!

Posted by john at September 9, 2005 02:21 AM
Comments (4)

you're absolutely right, that IS French for "punch me".

you really are bored, aren't you?

Posted by: wendy at September 9, 2005 10:37 AM

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?

Because that's awesome.

Posted by: Jessie at September 9, 2005 11:36 AM

as a long time annoyance of this fish, i'm glad to see others like to get under her skin. at the same time, i have been reading her for about 3 years.

get the fuck out of the house! summmer's almost over.

Posted by: hubs at September 9, 2005 12:14 PM

one does hope that you are at least bathing. otherwise, after three days the fumes will penetrate the walls and alarm the neighbors. then there will be human interaction, and nobody likes that.

Posted by: tuckova at September 9, 2005 11:54 PM