Celebrity Hot Tub Party

According to this, VH1 was going to launch a program about bloggers who run celebrity gossip or entertainment sites or something along those lines (I didn't read it very carefully). Which led me to think, if anyone should be invited by a basic cable channel to appear on air to discuss the latest goings-on in popular culture, it should be me. The only hitch -- I'd have to transform Brightness Falls into an entertainment blog. I was looking for a new gimmick anyway.

Here, it's not so hard:

Watch your back, Perez Hilton, you big fat sweaty queen!