http://www.brightnessfalls.com/ en-us 2008-02-29T13:22:41-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000140.html john 2008-02-29T13:22:41-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000139.html Early this morning I was on the phone with Jenn, explaining that I wasn't going to work because I was feeling under the weather. "You're not sick," she said. "You're in bed watching Cold Pizza and you don't want to... john 2007-02-09T15:49:03-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000137.html The best part was when Sawyer grabs that one guy and repeatedly slams his head against the giant red button that dispenses the fish biscuits. Otherwise, it pretty much sucked. I started to wonder if Alex is the progeny of... john 2007-02-07T23:31:12-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000136.html According to this, VH1 was going to launch a program about bloggers who run celebrity gossip or entertainment sites or something along those lines (I didn't read it very carefully). Which led me to think, if anyone should be invited... john 2007-01-30T21:21:23-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000135.html I wanted a whole new set of readers anyway; the old ones sucked. More updates in 2007. I promise. In the meantime, listen to St. Etienne.... john 2007-01-24T20:34:41-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000134.html john 2006-08-28T02:40:03-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000133.html john 2006-04-10T01:25:51-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000132.html This would drive you fucking crazy too, wouldn't it?... john 2006-04-05T13:18:39-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000131.html If there's one thing the Internet isn't lacking, it's people who enjoy posting pictures of their pets. Normally I just sit back and laugh at these weirdos who've obviously been shunned by the members of their own species, forcing them... john 2006-03-28T14:16:22-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000130.html There should be a word to describe what happens when you're physically sickened and bored at the same time. It's occurred when I've done the following: - looked at the Myspaces of people I actually know - played a bad... john 2006-03-16T12:09:31-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000129.html After my birthday, which occurred exactly six days after New Year's Day, I decided to make some changes in my life. One, I decided I was never going to be late for anything again. Previously, I had been late for... john 2006-02-12T18:31:52-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000128.html Rolling Stones started mysteriously showing up in my mailbox a few months ago. I eventually learned that I'd received a complimentary one-year subscription to this essential popular-culture biweekly for buying tickets to the Download Festival. Here's some of the significant... john 2006-01-22T21:57:32-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000127.html I was watching Conan a while ago, and one of his guests was Morgan Spurlock, the guy who made the documentary Super Size Me. Conan wasn't doing any of his furious mugging, nor was he yelping, growling, or speaking in... john 2006-01-12T14:32:27-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000126.html I promise to update way more frequently this year. Starting next week.... john 2006-01-05T23:06:48-08:00 http://www.brightnessfalls.com/archives/000125.html A few days ago I got an email from Sarah Brown telling me that someone had plagiarazed content from her site (yawn), but then Sarah added "She also stole from you," and suddenly I wasn't totally not interested. I'd be... john 2005-12-07T16:04:32-08:00